(Yeah!)
(Come on!)
(Yeah!)
(Come on!)

I been really hairy
Drinkin’ heavy
Since I'm ten and one
Bet that if you test me
On a breathie
You gon' know I'm drunk
I don’t take it easy
On martinis
I can't give em up
I don’t do no shootin'
'Cept these shots
That I been linin’ up
Got poison in my body
And now I'm fully sotted
I know all my teeth are rotted
And my arteries are clotted
I just gulp and swig
Yeah yeah, you know I'm blotto
You know I'm goin' hard
Cos I don't plan to see tomorrow

I kept myself at the bar and got real dizzy
Got no patience for somethin' light and fizzy
Booze is my motivation - it makes some people wary
I keep reachin' for grapejuice because I think it's sherry

Chorus:
(Here we go) I've had a hundred drinks I must confess
(Here we go) I think I may be alcohol obsessed
(Here we go) I’m on a never-ending spirit quest
(Here we go) I need a rest! (What??) Wake me later! (*gasp*)

(Chorus Repeat)

(Yeah!)
(Come on!)
(Alright!)
(Let’s go!)
(Affirmative words!)
(Small interjection!)
(Sayin’ things!)

I kept myself at the bar and got real dizzy
Masturbated and saw my jizz was fizzy
Booze is my motivation - it makes some people wary
I keep reachin' for grapejuice because I think it's sherry

(Chorus Repeat x2)

I’m the King!
The DrinKing!
Haha!
Get me another one.