[Sean Bean] Listen up, you buggers. When you play the Game of Thrones, You better be prayin' Sean Bean ain't playin'!!! ("Sean Bean" repeated in the Game of Thrones theme melody) ("Sean Bean" repeated in the Jame Bond theme melody) ("Sean Bean" repeated in the Lord of the Rings Fellowship theme melody)

[Jon Snow] The long night is coming So you'd better put the kettle on This is the story Of a dwarf named Tyrion Who was brother to Two very creepy twins Both of them had hair of gold Like their parents, Joanna and Tywin But then one day little Cersei Looked at Jaime And she knew that it was Much more than a hunch That, though siblings, They’d shag and spawn a family That’s the way they all became The Inbred-y Bunch The Inbred-y Bunch The Inbred-y Bunch That’s the way they became The Inbred-y Bunch [Daenerys] Oh, seven hells!

Everybody Dress up gaudy Everybody Take it from an acolyte Apocalypse is back - alright! I’m a god and I’m back again Got no brothers or sisters But I got four friends Gonna bring the evil, show you how And baby Armageddon Pretty freaky now (Yeah-yeah-yeah!_) I’m the original (Ye-ah!) But not the only one (Ye-ah!) I’m bisexual (Too much information) And I’m every thing you need if you wanna start Knocking cities down Everybody (Ye-ah!) Especially hotties (Attractive people are encouraged to apply) Everybody Come and join the fight (Come and join this fight) Apocalypse is back, alright!

If there’s Doctor Strange In your neighbourhood Who you gonna call? Goateebusters! If he’s got a beard And it don’t look good Who you gonna call? Goateebusters! (That’s right) I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee! (Mm, mm, mm) I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee! If you see a chin Like an arrowhead Who you gonna call? Goateebusters! If you wish that skin Was visible instead Who you gonna call? Goateebusters! (Oh yeah!) (Put a little cream on it) I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee! (Yeaw!) I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee! I don’t suffer from beard fear Let me tell you somethin’: Shavin’ makes me feel good! Ha ha ha ha! Sh-eah - goatees. Whatever!

Tale as old as time Shrewd financially Disney wants more cash So they’ll just rehash An existing property Just one minor change Now it’s in 3D But if I may be bold It might as well be called Beauty on Repeat Everything’s the same Nary a surprise Exactly as before Except there may be more If they’re building a franchise Tale as old as time Pandering to the throng Don’t you think it’s strange Nothing here has changed And still we schlep along Certain as the sum Of box office receipts Tale as old as time Con as old as crime Beauty and the Beast… the 2017 live action remake... [Belle] That song sucked.

Wel-come to Jurassic World What a life-changing venue Hey, fresh victim, now can you sign and waive your safety rights? I can be your tour guide Watch them tear you asunder Bury you six feet under Once they've had their last few bites Jurassic World! A place that’s rich in prehist’ry No one to save your ass From monsters past Just running fast and screaming ___ Jurassic World! ___ The first man-made menagerie ___ And now you’re slamming doors ___ On raptor claws Because you’re in Jurassic World with me ___ Help, I’m in Jurassic World with you! Unbelievable pain Indescribable terror ___ Guess we made a few errors ___ Patching holes in dino genes ___ Jurassic World! (Don’t you dare go outside) ___ A hundred species built to kill (Hold your breath or they’ll hear you) In defense, we spared no expense Except on fence And hence your life expectancy is nil ___ Jurassic World! (Every turn a demise) ___ With new attractions on the hunt (Any moment they’ll spear you) ___ You’ll be chased everywhere ___ Without a prayer And there’s no Jurassic World refund Jurassic World ___ (Jurassic World) That’s where you’ll end ___ (That’s where you’ll end) Bloody and torn ___ You should have gone To Disneyland [CALL TO ACTION] Click that button ___ Don’t take nuttin’ If you became a subscriber ___ We would be so grateful Yessiree ___ And don’t click out There’s so much more to see! [END SCREEN] Jurassic World nights! Like Jurassic World days! More often than not Will end with you caught In a dino rampage!

There are superheroes Fighting in a bowl Varied superheroes Losin’ self-control Lara Croft and Indy Quicksilver and Flash Gandalf, Groot and Gimli The good guys gonna clash When you’re seein’ things Like the Hulk and Superman Fight each other Super-Hero-Bowl’s the way Yeah, yeah, yeah-e-yay Then there’s super-villains From competing brands Diverse super-villains Name all that you can Thanos and Dark Phoenix Vader and King Kong Two-Face, Toad and T-Rex They don’t get along When you see The Thing Bite off Agent Smith’s hand And he suffers Super-Villain-Bowl’s the way Yeah, yeah, yeah-e-yay Now it’s Super-Showdown Everyone’s in play Sh** is gonna go down Oscar’s on his way Got no chance in running Gotta go for gold Gotta get the One Ring Into his pie-hole When you’re seeing things Like the good and the bad Fighting Oscar Super-Showdown-Bowl’s the way

(Yeah!) (Come on!) (Yeah!) (Come on!) I been really hairy Drinkin’ heavy Since I'm ten and one Bet that if you test me On a breathie You gon' know I'm drunk I don’t take it easy On martinis I can't give em up I don’t do no shootin' 'Cept these shots That I been linin’ up Got poison in my body And now I'm fully sotted I know all my teeth are rotted And my arteries are clotted I just gulp and swig Yeah yeah, you know I'm blotto You know I'm goin' hard Cos I don't plan to see tomorrow I kept myself at the bar and got real dizzy Got no patience for somethin' light and fizzy Booze is my motivation - it makes some people wary I keep reachin' for grapejuice because I think it's sherry Chorus: (Here we go) I've had a hundred drinks I must confess (Here we go) I think I may be alcohol obsessed (Here we go) I’m on a never-ending spirit quest (Here we go) I need a rest! (What??) Wake me later! (*gasp*) (Chorus Repeat) (Yeah!) (Come on!) (Alright!) (Let’s go!) (Affirmative words!) (Small interjection!) (Sayin’ things!) I kept myself at the bar and got real dizzy Masturbated and saw my jizz was fizzy Booze is my motivation - it makes some people wary I keep reachin' for grapejuice because I think it's sherry (Chorus Repeat x2) I’m the King! The DrinKing! Haha! Get me another one.

Guiltfinger! She’ll get the answer from you by any means Guiltfinger! She’d make a baby rattle spill all its beans Guiltfinger! Boy if you don’t say something true She’s gonna point her guilty finger at you